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• Country: Australia

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• Member since: About 1 year ago
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• Comments in Profile: 68
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About Me

Okay haven't been online for ages again, I really don't have an excuse this time so feel free to kick me in the balls.  I can't remember who's comments I've replied to and who's I haven't so don't assume I'm 'playa hatin on you' as they say nowadays, I have the time - I'm just lazy. 

Anywho my name is Kai (not really. But it's better than my lameo real name), I’m an Aussie guy, sweet 16 this year. Drinking Coke Zero right now. How wonderful. I feel like eating a marshmallow, but there’s none here. Stupid fucking marshmallows. I’m so bored.

 I haven't been on here in a while. Mostly because I haven't had the urge to get my kicks from pissing off hardcore religious types or psycho fanatics of various dumbass things such as cheese graters lately. Would you like to hear about how I've been? Sure you would! Well. I have been visiting my friend in Brisvegas alot lately. He is sexually aroused by playing Final Fantasy (well I assume he is since that'll all he does) and I am sexually aroused by rummaging through his 495743978390679357603576 folders of pornography. That is why we are friends. 

Aside from that, I've been mingling with 'aquaintences' (you know those people that aren't really your friends and you don't really like them but you hang out with them anyhow because anyone is your best friend when you're drunk) and exchanging hateful emails with my douchebag ex who's attempting to start a gay little band in which it's only a matter of time before they all realise not a single one of them know how to play any instruments.

Oh and I recently realised I'm alot stupider then I thought! I always thought I was real intellegent, like when I was 7 I made this really cool macaroni necklace thing for my mum and everyone was like "that is so cool how did you make that you're so clever!" Now I'm failing every subject I'm in except art, can you believe that? I've gone from making A-grade macaroni necklaces to failing everything. The schooling system is just retarded now. We're doing fucking home economics and textiles in maths and SOSE, we're doing business in english and all this shit that has has nothing to do with the actual subjects. I say we bring back macaroni necklaces. POWER TO THE MACARONI BLING BLING FUCKERS.