I got a business card, ‘cause I want to win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: “Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner.” Call me some time, maybe we’ll have lunch… If I’m lucky!
I can’t believe he’s gone. I wish someone would have been there, to help him, something…I loved that guy. My favourite, he was the best. He will be so missed.
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i used 2 do drugs… i still do, but i used 2 to
“I’m not making a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese, sandwich.”
Rest in peace, Mitch.
“Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary?”
I got a business card, ‘cause I want to win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: “Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner.” Call me some time, maybe we’ll have lunch… If I’m lucky!
I can’t believe he’s gone. I wish someone would have been there, to help him, something…I loved that guy. My favourite, he was the best. He will be so missed.
“I like refried beans, that’s why I want to try fried beans, maybe they’re just as good and I won’t waste so much time.”
no, seriously. what /is/ a sesame? :P
When I was a boy I lay in my twin size bed, wondering where my brother was…
I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in SHIT!
"I have an ant farm.Damn bastards don't grow shit."
This guy was amazing R.I.P mitch the one liner king of the world