Please Do Not Add Any More to this Category
6 people bested this! |
Chuck Norris has told us, if anyone does, he will roundhouse kick anything that is added, and close down this site.
“News Flash”
Chuck Norris has been found guilty of “sucking” in a Alabama courthouse today, and extradition orders have been filed in Texas where he is to stand trial for alleged “Crimes against Humanity.” Due to the phenomenal power of Chuck Norris, a special contingent of 42 heavily armed Texas “Power” Rangers have been dispatched to carry out his extradition.
AP






Comments
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t resist a bit of Chuck action!
I eat Chuck Norrises for breakfast!
Chuck Norris…