Surprising Somebody with Some Impressive Skill of Yours

Look what I can do…

I don't think asshole falls under "impressive skill"... we've all been born with one, you're just like society's third nipple, MK.

Ouch.  Harsh.

You were born with three nipples?! Can I see two of them…??

You had your chance and blew it.

Oh baby don't be like that! We can work it out. I'll change…

...And I quote:

Melissa posted 1 day ago "It's okay. I'll just go fuck MastaKink."
MastaKink posted 1 day ago "Do I have a choice in this matter??"
trixareforkids posted 1 day ago "Poor Masta."

Oh that… well I can't speak for Trix, but what I meant is that usually when two people merge into one, there is some form of consent from each party… all you had to do was ask, not assume!

I refuse to continue this conversation here.

Where else we gonna go?? Your page or mine...

Im still free and I can lick my own eyebrows …. I cant really :o(

I'd like to see all 3 Melissa ;)

In other news…I learned how to do one (a Rubik's Cube) recently! mwa ha ha!

of course!  impressive and useful never coincide!  you don't see utilities flaunting themselves, its always the luxuries! with pizzazz!

From time to time I'm still able to impress myself with some surprising skill I didn't know to have.

I fold animals out of paper. You don't get much more useless than that.

I dunno, you can probably sell those…now if someone wants to see a Rubik's Cube done, they just hit YouTube…although there are probably more useless ones…

well, i have no exciting skills, but my sister could growl... it was sort of useful, because if people came, like those freaky religion people, she could chase them away...

Finrod; folding animals out of paper can be useful for voodoo. can you make a pig?...  

I sure can. There's a selection of different designs here. You might be able to find instructions for one on the Web; I looked for a while to try to find one for you but couldn't trace anything less than complex. Or illegible, in the case of one .gif file.

hhhmmm I wonder what my impressive skill is that i can show off?

[Place distasteful comment here]

mmmmm that reminds me …. I must get the turkey out the oven – i think i left the giblets in there 

I can make a woman orgasm just by staring into her eyes…

Hahahaha!!! Please teach me

Hmmm… not sure yet. I'll get back to ya!

or not…

Whatever!La la la~

ahahaha giblets!! I just got that…

thats slow for you

I can touch my tounge to my nose!

i can do euh.....hmz

i aint got skill 

i can....uh....do something....uh..

play guitar… YEAH. i suck any though. maybe drawing idk

well im pretty good at a few instruments, but i hate cocky, show-offy people it does my head in...strangely people are always impressed by my drumming even though im crap lol

fun:))

Indeed.

Zealotta, I do the same thing. x] Long tongue! :P 

+one time in school…i played the piano in the school library…and after playing my masterpiece…everbody in the library was like coming near me and asking me questions…it was my best 27-second time of fame…haha..(n_n)...

mmh...yes.

I guess I'm here at Akatsuki base because I can show some impressive skills that no one else can do...(we all here because no one...even among us...can do our own special abilities) 

Example? I can cut things off with my own original blood veins. It's sharper than knives, and it's really useful. Like...when I'm tired of listening to Hidan's blabbering, I'll just cut his head off and keep it under a box of pillow until he stops himself.

Sometimes, even if he doesn't stop, I'll still put his head together with his body again. Not that I want to do it, but our leader's rules were so strict about dead members...

-end of rant-

I learned how to solve a rubik's cube in a week! That's slow i guess…

i always shock people when i sing or play guitar for them. i always get embarressed and think theyre gonna hate it but they always think its great and i get confused…

lol rubix cube