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Yoda is one of the senior members of the Jedi council and is the wisest and most powerful Jedi. Since Jedi will one day be recognised as a religion (as various Census’ around the world have shown an increasing population of followers of the Jedi), Yoda is one of its prophets.

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Yoda, having mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat, is considered one of the best duelists in the Jedi Order of his day; Jedi Master Mace Windu seems to be the only Jedi who can equal Yoda in that regard. His mastery in Form IV Ataru lightsaber combat enables him to overcome the limitations of his height and reach. He is an exceptional swordsman, displaying amazing speed and dexterity, leaping through the air and twirling as he batters at an opponent’s defenses. Yoda is a great contributor to the highest level of Jedi strategy, and is also a worldly diplomat comparable to Windu. Master Yoda can dissipate and deflect Force Lightning, telekinetically lift enormous objects, including an X-wing starfighter, and use Force Push to an untold degree. Yoda is even able to use Battle Meditation to win battles by lifting the morale of thousands of companions while simultaneously dampening the spirits of thousands of his opponents. He can purge dark side manifestations through the use of Force Light and feel the deaths of individual people and can identify them. These skills, in particular, show a far more profound knowledge of the Force than most Jedi Masters or Sith Lords of his time possess.

 

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oli
oli posted over 2 years ago

Seriously compromised by his tacky apperance in the last 2 films.

Bozlind
Bozlind posted over 2 years ago

How is this litte green latex thing a prophet? Funky and cute, yes, prophet, NO!

emoolilu
emoolilu posted over 2 years ago

He has syntactic issues…

blakdogserenade
blakdogserenade posted about 1 year ago

he’s kick ass, in a can

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

“Do or do not do, there is no try”

KatsyKarma
KatsyKarma posted about 1 year ago

Size matters not, ...Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?

gbman
gbman posted about 1 year ago

Hmmmm, wise is he. Wisdom dispense did he, anyway he was cool!!!

MastaKink
MastaKink posted about 1 year ago

“He’s too young. Yes, too young to begin the training.”

KatsyKarma
KatsyKarma posted about 1 year ago

“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

How you get so big, eating food like this?

hotpinkplaydough
hotpinkplaydough posted about 1 year ago

yoda is sooooo GANSTER! hes so cute. i love bugging my little bro, everytime i see yoda im like awwww hes so cute! its hard to talk like him though… it gets confusing, but its still fun to try!

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

Confusing it is not, faith you lack!  To the Yoda in you must you give yourself, only then like Yoda will you speak.

hotpinkplaydough
hotpinkplaydough posted about 1 year ago

ahhhh…. try i will, but true u are, faith lack i do! lol!

Silthilar
Silthilar posted about 1 year ago

Good start that was, up you must keep it!  Fun Yodaspeak is!

Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 7 months ago

Yoda owns!!

Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 7 months ago

Yoda owns!!

Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 7 months ago

Yoda owns!!

Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 7 months ago

Yoda owns!!

RollerSwords
RollerSwords posted 3 months ago

Thats what they callme down at the Fencing Club !!

Saphirasakurasuicune
Saphirasakurasuicune posted 2 months ago
i love how he talks backwards. Who knew a little green man could be so dangerous? Smile